February 2011
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January 2011
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ASU wrestler Anthony Robles more than 'a feel-good... →
“I want to be known as a great wrestler, not that one-legged wrestler,” Robles said. “I’ve made a mark to show I need to be taken seriously. I’m not just a feel-good story. I’m a legitimate contender.”
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The sky is held up by the trees.
If the forest disappears, the sky-roof of the...
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fuck-bitches-get-money asked: Excuse me miss, I believe you have something in your eye, no wait, it's just a sparkle :)
Anonymous asked: Um garoto estava no colégio e sua professora resolveu fazer algumas perguntas:
- O que dão as galinhas
-Ovos.
-O que dão os porcos?
-Carne
- E as vacas?
-Dever de casa
Use the translator hahaha
- O que dão as galinhas
-Ovos.
-O que dão os porcos?
-Carne
- E as vacas?
-Dever de casa
Use the translator hahaha
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An artist spends himself like the crayon in his hand, till he is all gone.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Nutrition
So I’m sitting in my Nutrition class and the professor is going over factors that drive food choices. One of these factors is “comfort food.”
So then she asks the class to give some examples of comfort foods:
A girl says, “Frosting and gummy bears!”
Another person says, “Ice-cream.”
A guy says, “Chocolate.” (I can hear some...
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Anonymous asked: Why the portuguese put ice on your DVD player?
Cause he wanted to freeze the picture
this was the last joke I knew...
Cause he wanted to freeze the picture
this was the last joke I knew...
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Welcome to My Country
…by Angelene Feril
“Hello.”
Hello.
“Where are you from?”
San Francisco
“No, I mean, where are you from?”
Oh, ethnicity, I’m Filipino
“Oh, really! Welcome to my country!”
I was BORN here.
“So, how do you like it here?”
I don’t know what you are trying to say.
“I just think it’s great that your kind are coming here.”
Excuse me?
“You people,...
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My Favorite Sporting Event
The sporting event which I get the most excited about is definitely the World Cup! I guess I enjoy it because I can watch every single game on my television since it occurs during the summer and there’s nothing really keeping me from being able to watch every single match—and it definitely helps that I can record the matches that come on while I’m sleeping. I get really...
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“What Teachers Make”
-The ending of this made me smile :)
(What Teachers Make,
or Objection Overruled,
or If things don’t work out, you can always go to law school )
By Taylor Mali
He says the problem with teachers is, “What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?” He reminds the other dinner guests that it’s true what they say about teachers:
Those...
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:) Double Standard?
Brother- “Hey dad, I got a girlfriend :)”
Dad- “Good job son.”
Sister-” Hey daddy, I got a boyfriend :)”
Dad- *Loads shotgun*
haha, this totally reminded me of my dad.
Anonymous asked: Where's my letter? xD
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I have awesome friends. Just saying :)
Samantha spent this past weekend at my house, and since I have so many random art supplies in my room she decided to paint something for me. She began painting something that was completely different from the end product you see below.
It had begun as a canvas painted black with white and grey…but she wasn’t feeling it (and I always recommend using color, anyways, haha) so she...
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My internet hates me.
That is all.
-Diana
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When people argue via Facebook status.
chewingonpearls:
Minulla oli mahtava ensimmäinen päivä tunteja.
– :) Thanks, Teemu
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Words I Live By
Pepperoni Pizza
“Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at super time…” haha, yep.
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The Top Three Funniest People in the World
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Adam Sandler.
-Because his movies always seem to make me laugh and he has this voice that just gets me every time.
My cousin Jesse.
-Haha, oh man…he’s a funny one. He’s that person that makes you laugh and annoys everyone at the same time. I don’t think there has been a time when Jesse was around and he didn’t make...
Bank Of America
Bank of America was able to fix my problem really quickly today. Woot! That made my day. Also, I have the nicest bank lady, whose name is Fatima. She has really cool curls…that is all :D
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Golden Globes
Some memorable moments…well, in my opinion anyways.
First off, it must be mentioned that the host said some pretty funny things…even though almost all weren’t very nice.
One being, when Bruce Willis was presented: “Please welcome Ashton Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.” Haha, my jaw dropped on that one :o …
One of my favorite moments from the awards was...
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110117/u... →
Wow, this is potentially quite scary but I hope it doesn’t occur.
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The Best Movie of 2010 in my opinion is Toy Story...
Comic-Con 2010 - Lego booth - Toy Story Woody and Buzz statues
I was thinking this was going to be a very difficult question because I tend to like movies a lot and have too many favorites…but then one movie popped up in my mind that stood above the rest—Toy Story 3! It was such a great movie! It made me get teary eyed several times and brought back a ton of memories. The Toy Story...
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My Hometown will always be my home I hope :)
What can I say..I love it. I grew up in a town that’s not too big and not too small but just right for me. It’s also a little bit of a rodeo town so this may have had an influence on me liking country music :) There’s a lot of great schools and teachers here which is probably another one of the reasons for me wanting to become an elementary school teacher (maybe even get to teach...
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anthonyvillacari's photos - Just made this out of... →
I thought this was really cool…makes me want to give better tips
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And once a boy has suffered rejection, he will find rejection even where it does...
– East of Eden
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