What goes down when I have these two kids chilling in my room, our conversations are definitely not the most appropriate, sorry:
*playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtIRfEtD4g as a reference to it being played at school while I was walking*
Jaden: doom dooo
Bro: I beat that p**sy up up up up up
Jaden: up up up up up up
*continue talking about stuff*
Bro: I spank that p**sy up up up up up
Me: I don’t think that’s what it says…
Bro: uh…it’s a remix.
LOL…

*later on as I’m showing them my glow stick things from Vegas*
Bro: Oh look at you Diana, you think you’re cool.
*Jaden and I speak simultaneously*
Me: I am cool. Jaden: She is cool. (we both giggle)
Bro: haha…ok Diana, you can have her under your wings.
*:) That’s right…I am cool…jk jk *
*later as Jaden and my bro are playing with a paper roll and the glow sticks*
Bro: Battle of the dildos
Bro to Jaden: Oh, you got a long one there.
Jaden: Smack it.
Bro: Oh, you like to smack it huh.
LOL…so bad.
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