Things Professor Dunn said today that made me smile or giggle:
“What man does not respond to a woman that smells good and smiles?”
“It’s like fighting with the devil trying to resist that maple bar.”
“Did I iron my slacks? No. I’m lucky to put them on.”
“My granddaughter says she wants to be a princess. I slap her and tell her she needs to be the queen. Princesses just sit and look pretty, the queen makes decisions.” (fyi, he doesn’t actually slap her…it’s just an expression he uses often)
“…and as ugly as that dude was, he needed a big ratio.” (referring to a friend he had that looked at the male to female ratios in order to pick the college he would go to)
